The rules of potatoism

Every(fake) religion has rules and customs you need to follow, here are ours
Our religion rules arent like the others, they are constantly updated, so keep checking in every once in a while

1. All Potatoists must attempt to convert other people to the fake religion
2. All converting attempts must be started with the phrase, "Do you believe in potatoes?" Do not offer a clarification or backstory, if they truly believe, the light of potatoes will shine upon them
3. (This rule and all following rules after this one are complete B.S. and u dont have to follow them, but its fun to do something and blame it on a (fake)religion)
4.  Whenever you enter an In-and-Out, you must troll the cashier as hard as possible, as they torture potatoes by frying them and slicing them. Continuing this, you must buy as many fries as you can as to liberate the potatoes
5. Every sixth day of the 2nd month of the year is the now the potato holiday, Potatoism.  You must celebrate by asking everyone you see that day the magic question in the place of a hi or hello
6. Before dining upon the gracious meal of potatoes, you must speak the potato vow which goes as, "Potatoes are cool, Potatoes are fine, on such a sweet food, we shall now dine."
7. The sacred potato mantra is-  Potato potahto, pronounced, PO-TAY-TO PO-TAH-TO
8. If you sin against potatoes the only redemption is to say the potato mantra 10 times to yourself


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